another day of saying things I don’t necessarily even agree with

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen
post paused, let’s talk about this now

there’s a new tubi original and it’s your house when it’s creepy at night

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

Yo mama so slenderman i have to collect 8 pages in rhe forest




fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)
Getting a new job

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

jesus these cutscenes are REALLY long

tooth moodboard
someone help i know this is from a website that lets you do all these gif presets to an image but ive lost it orz

Don’t forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.
I’m not interested in this

beautiful angel named hrt weight gain






